The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

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I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin memek Quarter where I was kept porn awake all night by a woman in crot a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French crot word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep bokep she rolled her eyes and crot declared crot the woman porn an ‘actrice’, bokep or memek sex worker.

crot Now, crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal bokeh Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most memek women know and bokep all men dread – the louder the memek cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the bokeh orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you can’t porn measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there’s sex as performance art, bokeh and porn sex as genuine porn intimacy. And porn porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, bokeh she’s crot far more likely to gently sigh and bokep bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my bokeh days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It bokeh was memek generally on an memek occasional basis, porn they’d explain, memek so they could make their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their crot energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared crot that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep ‘manipulation’, memek and memek that women were prone bokep to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ crot in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, porn crot but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented porn hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokep said crot in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out crot their TVs: bokeh ‘As bokeh far as bokeh I’m concerned, bokeh that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokeh only crot if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, porn bokeh Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our bokep nearest primate cousins – was to alert bokeh nearby males that they bokep memek were fertile and crot keen to bokeh copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, crot I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you’re not, crot then men bokep should take heed: crot the best sex may just be the memek quietest.


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