I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an ‘actrice’, crot or bokep sex worker.
Now, porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance bokep the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there’s sex as performance art, memek and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner and crot is not fearing for bokep a fragile bokep male ego, porn she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the bokeh rabid porn super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors crot regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they’d explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, bokep and bokep that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their bokep partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
memek It was like saying: crot ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokep ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland crot bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn ‘As far as I’m concerned, porn that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.
In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation bokeh of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, porn I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. bokep But if you’re not, memek then men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be the quietest.
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